May 19, 2021

Here's Why Kwame Brown Is Beefing With Everybody

Kwame Brown woke up and chose violence.

The former No. 1 overall pick absolutely exploded a few days after Gilbert Arenas, Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson mentioned Brown on the "All The Smoke" podcast, which lived up to its name. 

Here's the episode where the three former NBA players discuss Brown: 

While Arenas appeared sympathetic to Brown's struggles, Agent Zero did call the massive draft bust a "man child" and "show pony" which Brown clearly didn't like. 

Here's how he responded on YouTube. 


“I think you guys need to focus and channel that energy to some more real problems,” Brown said. “And Stephen Jackson, maybe you can put that motherf***ing blunt out and pull your pants up on your ass and put that rag down and act like a grown-ass man instead of a little ass boy.”

Brown also had some choice words for Arenas, calling him the "whitest Black boy I’ve ever known." 

For someone labeled as soft, Brown is ready to let the hands fly over the Internet. And his ire wasn't just directed at those three former players. He also came after Stephen A. Smith, Skip Bayless and Michael Jordan. 

“Stephen A. you bald forehead,” Brown said. “Thinking you tough-talking about ‘Oh, they can come see me.’ … Well, meet me in Seattle where you can have mutual combat. … It’ll look like you had a toupee on the front of your head.”

“And Skip Bayless, thanks for the pass, I guess,” he continued. “I ain’t get no pass from your co-host when you was letting this punk motherf***er talk about a teenager. … I had to endure you talking about my momma’s son like that, bitch.”

“MJ did not get what he wanted,” Brown said. “Allegedly, there was an argument between MJ and [Wizards owner] Abe Pollen. He wanted to trade me for Elton Brand. … Makes business sense. You’re an aging older guy, why wouldn’t you want somebody who’s proven?”

Of course, with any Internet beef, there were plenty of responses from all involved. 

Brown didn't care too much for any of the responses. 

Nick Young even weighed in on the beef. 

Whether Brown won or not is irrelevant because the man is living carefree while making his own toilet paper. 

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